A Girl, or a guy can be compared to a Diamond, or a Cocaine! These are the only products, whose Market value, is multiple times more than it's production cost. It's ironical, and funny to realize how badly, we're don't realize the Original value of a product. This post is intended to be a spoof on how the marriage business goes on! It's a hard hitting truth, and I'm putting down my personal thoughts. Please don't expect any sugar-coating! ;)
Just as how we would wash an old silk saree, for a function, or just like white washing your home for a function, when you turn 25, you'll be subjected to a 'make-over'. And this 'make-over' is enforced on to you by your parents and the so called 'relatives', just for the sole purpose of promoting your market value! When you're just born, you are a baby.! When you turn 14, you're a boy! When you turn 25, your parents, no longer value you as a human being! you become a product! :) A product, your parents have been raising for the past 25 years, to sell out at the Marriage Market! This more or less applies to girls too.
At a time, when things seem to go smoothly, suddenly you'll be subjected to pressure to apply a home loan, and to secure a better career, and getting advices from various ends, from the unseen faces of your family.. you're a doll, being given final touches, to sell out at the maximum price! :) Guys, if you've already experiencing it, Welcome to the Marriage Market! :)
What has been a simple ceremony, to be held with relatives and family mates, has now became a agreement like Memorandum of Understanding(MoU), between 2 corporate Giants viz.,The Guy's family, and the Girl's family!.. And Just as how the corporate always have trouble keeping up the promise made to the Government of providing a certain percentage of employment, for availing the tax benefits, the Marriage corporates, always have a million false promises! :)
Now, lets see the similarity between Cocaine and a Guy/Girl on the verge of getting married! Cocaine, is extracted from Coco leaves in South American Forests. You can get 1000 grams of raw cocaine, from indigenous people, for a paltry 100 dollars. When these raw coco--leaves are processed, grinded and transported out of the forest, it's value increases in multitude, and it costs around 100 dollars for 10 grams.! When it's shipped illegally to other countries, it's price is expotentially increased, and you get 1 gram cocaine for 1000 dollars! and If you wanna get Cociane, originated from South Africa from a illegal , local vendor in chennai, it costs you 3000 dollars for a Gram!.. :roll: (CoCaine related Info Source: Fredrick Forsyth's Cobra ) Even this is the case with Diamond. The guys and the girls in the verge of getting married, is like the Cocaine you get in cHENNAI. They're very expensive.
India is a country of paradoxes, where we quote false market value of every useless stuffs. If you think, you earn a five figure salary, owning a house, brought a car in installment, and rating yourself as a high rated product, looking for a high profile American settled Groom/Bride, please do remind yourself that you are a worthless stuff with a high market value. :) You're no better than a Guy or girl with school level education. Always consider yourself a product and try to sell out at the best possible rate in your career or business. But never do that in case of finding out your Life Partner.
We're responsible for making Gold aS A valuable Commodity. It's only because India's exceeding demand of Gold, it's price have been raised. We've created a false market value. Similarly, we've created false market value for marriage!
Marriage is a major flow of investment. If i say, marriage is made in heaven and it's meant for finding a pure soulmate, people would call me mad. Marriage is a means of spending what you have in excess and earning what you dont have, is the new age definition.
I'm praying sincerely, that I dont wanna be sold out as a under-rated product in marriage, nor buy an over rated product! :)
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